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Okay. So, this may just be one of the most shambolic episodes ever. And you know what? I’m cool with that. By way of explanation, just before we started recording we were listening to Mark Morrison’s Return of the Mack, Eric Cartman singing Poker Face, and hanging out on Chat Roulette until seeing one too many penis (so, after about 37 of them).

In other news, we’re looking at recording our 50th episode really soon and are looking around for big, fun, celebratory topics. Got an idea? Write that idea into an email, address the email to podcast@favouritefive.com, and then push the send button. You’ll get some credit and that, totally promise. Enjoy!

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Let’s talk about flanno shirts. Right now at Coles or Woolworths stores you can purchase a flanno for under $10. There’s a wide range of colours and sizes, from medium (which is really a large with small arms) all the way to XXXXL (which is freaking huge). I urge you, NOT to buy them. The reason? Because my collection is now four flanno’s strong, and I have my eye on a couple of other colours that I haven’t yet found in medium. So don’t buy them, particularly not in that size, because a) they’re a rare find, almost like a baseball card of Bugsy Malone; and b) stop copying my style, alright? Anyway, in this podcast we talk about movies that shouldn’t have been made, and Brad is back! You’re welcome. podcast@favouritefive.com

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This podcast is so good, it’ll give you a back massage with semi-expensive massage oil from Priceline, and won’t even ask to do the dirty stuff in return. Brad is still away, so we’ve got our friend Mel onboard for this ep, who you may have heard in the background of episode 25. But this time we’ve given her a mike (and based upon your feedback from ep 25, we’ve given everyone a mike!), and the opportunity to list her favourite five pet, and petty, hates. Of course, Daniel and I chime in with ours as well. This is how the show works. What, didn’t you listen to ep 25 yet? Personally, I prefer ep 24 to 25, so feel free to listen to that one again. It’s okay, ep 46 will wait (but not for long, alright? It’s got shit to do). Enjoy! podcast@favouritefive.com

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Fivers, I write to you as I wait for a Telstra technician to come to my home to fix my ADSL connection, which isn’t actually through Telstra anyway. Stupid monopolistic ownership of copper wires. I’m sure everyone has heard complaints about waiting for Telstra before, but like I’ve totally been here for ages and they were meant to give me a phone call an hour before turning up (no phone call received), and turn up between 8 and 5pm. Its nearly 4:30, so I’m guessing they’re going to be late. And I totally have to do an airport pickup soon. And this wireless internet sucks arse. I guess what I’m saying is if I had a cool family living here with me then I might have been able to go out today and do things. So what would be the greatest family ever? Listen and find out. Also, thanks to Jasper from JasperSchultz.com for coming along for the ride while we await Brad’s return. Enjoy!

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This week, we’ve got a man down, so we’ve had to replace Brad this week with Jeb! Some of you may know Jeb already from worldwidejeb.org, or read some of his stuff on The Enthusiast (theenthusiast.com.au) and a few weeks ago was even on The Morning Show on Channel 7 with Larry Emdur and the leggy Kylie “I make gay men straight” Gillies.

Jeb’s also taken a visit to his local Asian supermarket, and has brought back some treats for us, so there’s some great radio in the form of listening to us eat some chocolate that Lil’ Jon would approve of, as well as gender-specific chocolate.

Oh yeah, and we also discuss some days that are so special to us, that we think are good enough to turn into a national holiday.

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