favourite five podcast

Fivers, congratulations for your decision to download for free the latest episode of Favourite Five. This podcast experience has been enhanced for your listening pleasure. The least best 2% of jokes have been removed for after a rigorous quality assurance process, and the “normaliser” that automatically adjusts volume levels throughout the podcast has been adjusted and renamed the “above averager”. A team of boat people have been recruited and given temporary protection visas in return for listening to several draft edits, providing their feedback and powering the editing suite with a series of human-sized hamster wheel generators (Tony Abbott, please don’t stop the boats). And lastly, rather than trusting the usual free-downloaded FTP program we use to upload the podcast file to the Internet, I personally drove to the Internet’s reception centre and gave them a USB stick for the mainframe. In short, this podcast has could not have been better prepared for your ears (but we apologise for the late upload nonetheless).

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Ever watched a movie and been all like “hey, who is this dude in the movie and why is he acting in a way that makes me think that someone else could possibly have been acting in this movie in a manner that is more pleasing to at least three-out-of-five of my senses?”. Well, basically that’s what this podcast is about. That and some quotes from Mel Gibson’s infamous telephone conversations (apologies if some of them are highly offensive, such as my reference 20 minutes in regarding what you can see from behind… but of course, I’m assuming that if you didn’t like offensive by about episode 51 you wouldn’t be downloading). More topics please and who should Brad vote for, podcast@favouritefive.com.

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