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Hey Ugly! No, not you. That butt-ugly celebrity over there, you know the one…or do you?

Ten episodes ago we established who was the hottest female celeb over 50. Now we’re turning our unflinching gaze to the residents on the unattractive side of famous street. How ugly? Imagine if Ugly Betty had sex with an Ugly Duckling on the bar from Coyote Ugly…you’d wind up with some half-human-half-duck mutant with foetal alcohol syndrome or something…I suggest you don’t think too hard about it, but you’ve gotta admit it’d be seriously ugly.

To be fair, we appreciate that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so now we be holdin’ our ugly tournament (get it? No, I’m not sure I do either). Anywho, we’ve gathered up 16 of the least attractive bodies and souls ever assembled and we’ve pit them head to unappealing head in a battle for the prize that no one really wants to win.

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